The sport is played with two teams consiting of 15 players each. They hit a ball called a testie with long stinks called 'peinses'.The aim of the game is to hit the testie into holes called vagina's....
It would depend upon the context. I had played golf last Saturday. I had hoped to win but I was played.
ice luge
Football is the only one i can think of
when some fatt lard fell and slid on ice and soon broke it and died