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first of all si J LO --WHAT A Bum? Pwet ba yun oh extension ng likod?
taong tinubuan ng pwet? LOLS!!!
magbikti ka nlng... kso mapuputol ung lubid.., ilang tons kba naman!
tapos si Babaeng Linta -hu's this?
Babaeng Tuod -hus this?
Babaeng Impakta -hus thi?
Babaeng Lawin -hus this?
Kobra -energy drink?
at ska si Mr It Could Be ----> lalo na 'to walang alam naging officer pa
all of them are stupid... leche