Fill in the blank, then give your answer, along with an explanation. For example: How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder....
Two
One to screw it in and one to SHHHHSH her.
Ten
One to notice that it is burned out. One to check that it is. One to take it up with the library board and explain why the library needs to...