How much do Scientologists charge to exorcise a space alien?

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Scientologists believe they have pieces of space aliens inside them, so I doubt any of them would be doing any exorcising any time soon.
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There are purportedly thousands of invisible, semi-conscious or sleeping alien spirits in every human. Scientology indeed has a series of "secret" levels where these are exorcised, either solo (with the person using an e-meter on himself) or audited (where another person gives directions). There's a good summary at www.xenu.net/

The current total costs, including prerequisites, will add up to a minimum of $360,000 by the time you finish, plus any extra actions ordered by the case supervisor.

A simpler version of the exorcism process is also taught on the derivative Avatar Wizard course. See www.avatarcult.info/ for a description of that one.

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Whatever their going rate is, I can get you a better price. I'll stand on my head to make you a deal!

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