How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

First of all it is "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and second of all no wood because woodchucks are allergic to wood

You said it wrong its How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

a wood chuck could chuck my wood (;

chuck could chuck wood. He'd chuck all the would that a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Here's a good one... why the the chicken cross the road. See I can do it too.

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!