chuck could chuck wood. He'd chuck all the would that a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Here's a good one... why the the chicken cross the road. See I can do it too.
12 pounds of wood is all a wood chuck can chuck.
First of all it is "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and second of all no wood because woodchucks are allergic to wood
wood chucks can't chuck wood. :^)
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
a wood chuck could chuck my wood (;