How to make a fancy drink?

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It depends on what you mean by a fancy drink.
The distinction between a cocktail and a sling drink was lost mid century, but a cocktail was what the elite would drink. A cocktail was any mixed drink made with bitters. (Old Fashioned for instance)
Now a fancy drink would be a mojito, flavored martini, or any number of new or revitalized drinks.

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Ingredients:

1. Kool-aid

2. Lemon Juice

3. Lime Juice

4. Evan Williams Alcohol

5. Sugar

6. Mango

7. Wineglass

8. Small Straw

Making the drink:

Put sugar on a plate and wet the rim of the wine glass, then dip the wineglass in the sugar. Add 3 tsp of Evan Williams Alcohol. Then add [an indeterminate amount] of Kool-aid; use more or less to adjust tartness. After that, add 2 tsp of lime juice and 2 tsp of lemon juice. For the topping, put a slice of mango on the glass. Stir, and have fun with the drink.

(This will not get you drunk!!!)