How to pretend your in labor?

Answer:

Pretend you have a bad belly ache. Every five minutes, clutch your stomach and act like it hurts. Do that for a couple of hours. Then do it every three or four minutes for a couple of hours. Do it every two minutes for a couple of hours. That's what labor is like.

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