How you bloat a belly?

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There are two ways to make your belly bloated. 1. Eat lots of food, but eat it properly! 2. Drink lots of water, but go to the bathroom occasionally! Congratulations! You now have a beautiful, round, sexy, pregnant-like belly! Now, have fun with it! You can post a video of it on YouTube, with you pushing in w/your finger(s), poking, rubbing, or calling some friends over to dig your new look! Have them poke it, push it, rub it, or my fave; lick it! Also have them put their ear on it and listen to the sexy grumbly, rumbly, growling noises in your tummy! It'll be just like having sexual intercourse, except your friends are licking your tummy! Have fun!
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