Becuase he is dumb....
Its impossible to know. Everyone would be floating in space since he threw us so far.
he would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood could chuck wood
Even in fiction, wood chucks could'nt chuck Chuck Norris :)
if a wood chuck could chuck wood which i doubt it could then a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as it wants which in theory would never stop chucking wood because it is a made up animal just for...