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If I ate myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

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At the University of WikiAnswers, where we are game for a laugh. We tried this experiment on a supervisor named Mike. What happened next, even we weren't expecting the result we got. Somehow we ended up with two of them. We have our finest Supervisors working on this in their padded cells, but as of yet no answer.
How else did you think he ended up with the user name Mike 2.

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