If a wood chuck chucks wood would a wood chuck chuck wood?

12 pounds of wood is all a wood chuck can chuck.

First of all it is "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and second of all no wood because woodchucks are allergic to wood

he would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Becuase, a wood chuck chucks wood duh

Of course they can. you've seen the Geico commercial!