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If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? |
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Well presuming that the desert is a hallucination and the canoe is a box in your mother's basement and you are doing acid...I'm going to go with 9000 but just to be on the safe side I would bring 10,000 because you are gonna get the munchies ;)
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None silly! Not all the hobbits made it to Mordor!
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42 is the answer, but this isn't the right question
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It depends on how fast they were flying and the size of the dog.
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73 because a motorcycle has no doors.
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Zero because Dairy Queen don't deliver on Wednesday.
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63 because John Lennon isn't from Scandinavia
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104 because Kurt Cobain WAS murdered!!
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96.352, because no one can find the last puzzle piece
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Yellow
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Where is Ted Kennedy on this day? Double the pancakes. Size of the dog house could also affect the hysteresis loop, propagating a negative slew rate, possibly causing the pancake effect. This is remedied by all pancake "roofers", no pun intended, to eat said pancakes prior to "roofing". The slew rate will get through the hysteresis loop, validating good shingles. That is all the clarification you need.
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Ice Cream has no bones.
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42
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Personally, I'd have to say that since the sky is blue not grape-flavored, that the number would have to be 81 and a quarter....and a nickel.
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Banana.
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. (Diddly dee dee.) Here they are standing in a row. (Bum bum bum.) Big ones, small ones, some as big as YOUR head!!!! So my answer would have to be...grape.
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depends on the color of the dog house, whether or not the astronauts have bologna in their pants, and if the desert is painted yellow or blue. But since cows eat lemons, my answer is . . . coconut
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