If you are there than where am I?

Answer:
at ur ass


EDIT: When are you dumb Yanks going to learn the difference between then and than? Your dumbed-down remedial version of the English language obviously wasn't quite enough. Go back to school and maybe one day you'll be able to take Rainman's title of 'America's most intelligent person'.
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