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Is Santa Claus a ninja

Updated: 8/16/2019
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No

No. He's just a fat, jolly guy with a beard that takes toys to kids all around the world. (Nice use of imagination though!!!)

Yes, he is

as delivering presents is what the father of choji (from the show Naruto), Choza, does when he is not eating!

But seriously, how could a fat guy in a red suit fit in a chimney anyway?However, ninjas are for assassination, and Jolly old Saint Nick has been known to assassinate some mean cookies and milk in his time!

Naruto is gay, so therefor santa is not a ninja. He wishes he was a ninja

I WANT SOME CHICKEN POT PIE!


Yes, he definitely isin fact, according to Ask A Ninja, he is the greatest Ninja in Ninja history. Who can travel faster than light by flying around the world? A Ninja. Who can be in so many places in the same time? A Ninja. And what fat guy in a suit could reduce his body size to fit even the smallest chimney. A Ninja. And who could sneak around in every house without being seen? You guessed it, a Ninja. So why is Santa Claus so fat and wears a red suit. Aren't ninja suppose to be athletic and wear only black? Well first and foremost Santa Claus hails from from Tokyo, Japan. Not from North pole like many people like to believe. Over the summer Santa Claus is a Yukuzuna sumo-wrestler star known under the name Santa No Ojisan. His real identity is unknown cause he is a Ninja. But because wearing face masks are against international sumo rules, he has grown a big white beard to disguise his lower part of his face. Now to his red suit. Actually its blood. Blood of little children that were foolish enough sneak out of bed to see him sneak in their houses during Christmas Eve. Everyone who sees him during that time has to die because its the code of the Ninja. The children dead bodies are then stuffed in his big brown sack and shipped over to Iceland. There you have it. Santa Claus is a ninja. If not the greatest and most popular Ninja of all times
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