Is click click slid real?

It's click click drag well that's what I heard... so they aren't real. You might think he is real but no. I'm going to read you from my book of hauntings what's wrong with the story(and this is what I'VE heard from it. A long time ago a man was in war...the opposed side man fired a grenade and it hit the man. The mans name was Dag his friends called him click click drag. So 100 years later the man who fired the bomb had a great great great grandaughter. Click click drag lost both is legs in war. He was claimed to be able to cast spells. The click click drag has known to return and the great great great gandaughter was about 8 she went out for a sleepover and she decided to go on a sleep over without telling her mom. When she was done the sleepover she walked back when she heard a "CLICK" like a hand grabbing the ground so she walked faster. She heard a another "CLICK" she got scared so she stared to run. She heard a " DRRRAAAAAAGGGgggg" like a body scraping on a road. She ran when she turned around the. Noise got louder. She turned again and saw a bloody half body dragging himself and breathing like darth Vader started smoking. She ran to her house and knocked at the door. Her mom never opens the door. She thought at the door faster and faster. Until her mom fell alseep the knocking stopped. Her mom opend the door in the morning and saw her daughters head on the mailbox and in blood letters wrote" Next time open the door"


Now problems with that
1.men can't survive a bomb to the leg
2.Why didn't the mom check the window
3.why didn't the little girl tell her mom
4.Why is the man(click click drag) still alive

now do you still believe click click drag