Answer:
ahh full sail college derived from the ancient latin phrase fullias sailus translated into modern English as skarecrows wig. This college was popular in the mid 19th century with midgets and people of a nervous dissposition due to its close proximity to the local lidl.
It is said in 1876 Charles dickens brought his mother and step father and their pet hamster "hammy" for a visit round campus before later deciding to go to batley girls high school instead.
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