there is one it is called the tale of the custard dragon by Ogden Nash
"If called by a panther, don't anther."
The Hunter by Ogden Nash The hunter crouches in his blind 'Neath camouflage of every kind, And conjures up a quacking noise To lend allure to his decoys. This grown-up man, with pluck and luck, Is...
um... google should know.