Is the umbrella cursed?

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Yes! The umbrella is cursed!!!!

I saw it on my way home from school! The umbrella was flying around and then hit me on the head!!! It knocked me out!! When I woke up it was raining, and a strange voice said in the air (as if it was coming from the sky) "bad things will happen to you! Stay away from umbrellas!"

I have stayed away from umbrellas ever since! But my half Auntie ended up in hospital from being stabbed in the leg by the pointy bit of the umbrella, she never made it. She left it up to me to spread the umbrella curse!

BEWARE OF UMBRELLAS!

DO NOT BUY UMBRELLAS WITH POINTY ENDS! THEY CAN KILL!!!!!

Have a good day (stay away from umbrellas)! :)

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