Who.
Who who?
You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.
Doris. Doris who?
Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Nobel. Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya. Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla. Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over. Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam. Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes! Ogange.
Ogange who?
Ogange juice.
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......- Cowsgo
- Cowsgo who?
- Dont be silly, cows go moo.
FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-who Knock knock.
Who's there? Banana.
Banana who? Knock knock.
Who's there? Banana
Banana who? Knock knock.
Who's there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!
This joke is old but people may still laugh though.
KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT