Early one morning and late one night two dead boys got up to fight?

Answer 1

Early in the morning in the middle of the night,

two dead boys got up to fight

back to back, they faced each other

drew they're swords and shot each other

a deaf policeman heard the noise

and came and shot the two dead boys

if you don't think ths story's true,

ask the blind lady, she saw it too

This is how I remember it

it pretty much just means don't believe everything you hear.

I've learned it differently. I will respect the way you learned it, but I wish to share the version I know, if that is allowed.

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One bright day in the middle of the night,

two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced one another,

drew their swords and stabbed each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

drew his gun and stabbed the boys.

If you don't believe my lie is true,

ask the blind man, He saw it too.

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My dad has always quoted me this poem since I was little. That version goes. (by Micah5five)

No Nonsense

Ladies and Gentleman, nobles and tramps

Cross eyed Mosquitoes and bow legged ants.

I come before you to stand behind you,

to tell you a story I do not know.

One bright day in the middle of the night.

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other

pulled out their swards and shot each other.

Near by a deaf policeman heard the noise,

came by and shot the two dead boys.

If you don't believe what I just told you,

ask the blind man he saw it too.

Answer 2

One bright day day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight

Three blind men to watch fair play

Forty mutes to yell hurrah

Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other,

A legless donkey walking by

Kicked the blind man in the eye

One was blind and the other couldn't, see, So they chose a dummy for a referee.

one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight one was blind one could see so they had a blind man refferee back to back the faced each other and drew swords and shot each other a deaf police officer heard the noise and went to save the two dead boys if you don't belive this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it to.............. the answer will shock you too.

Answer 3

Here is one version of this rhyme:

I come before you, to stand behind you

To tell you something I know nothing about

Admission is free, so pay at the door

Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor

Early one morning, late last night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

A deaf policeman heard the noise

He came and killed those two dead boys

A mute psychotic shrieked in fright

With words of joy on this ghastly night

If you don't believe this lie is true

Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!