Alternatively "Si vales, bene est, ego valeo" literally means "If you are well, that is good; I'm well"
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I prefer Veni vidi bibi vinum. I came, I saw, I drank wine.
Tu es (without a "t") si belle You are so beautiful
It's Italian that's been distorted to make it look like Latin. The proper Italian version is "Se non è vero, è ben trovato", meaning "Even if it's not true, it's a great story."
It means, "This is really worthwhile," or, "This is really worth it."
Si jolie il faut is French for "so pretty it is necessary". There's no telling from this what is necessary.
It means: If not, you are dead!!! It can also translate to: "If not, you died", or "If not, you have died"