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Some jokes that are really funny?

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Once there was a guy who was sitting on the beach and he decided he wanted to dig in the sand. He found a lamp and it was kind of dirty, so as he was dusting and rubbing the sand off, a genie popped out of the lamp. He said, "Hello! I will grant you 3 wishes!" and so first, the guy asked "I would like a red mustang convertible" So POOF! There was a red mustang convertible. Then he asked "I want a really pretty, good wife." So POOF! There was a really pretty, good wife. Then he said, "I think I'll save that last wish for later." So the genie left. As the guy was driving home with his new wife, the genie reappeared and asked, "Do you know what you want for your 3rd wish yet?" and he said, "No, I still have to think." and then the genie left again. The man then turned on the radio and started singing with it. "Oh I wish I were an auskermier weiner..." and POOF! He was an auskermier weiner. That was written by my best friends uncle.

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