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Darksyde's Philosophies of Life
* Life means not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning how to dance in the rain!
* Life is not a dress rehearsal!
* Don't take life too seriously - you'll never get out of it alive!
* Life is relationships - the rest is just details!
* The life I touch for good or ill will touch another life, and that in turn another, until who knows where the trembling stops or in what far place my touch will be felt.
* We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once; and we should consider every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
* If my doctor told me I had 6 minutes to live ... I'd type faster!
* You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You only get to choose how you're going to live. Now.
* To live is the rarest thing in the world - most people exist, that's all!
* When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me!"
* The meaning of life is not to take a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out , screaming ... WOW! What a ride!"