My name's Austin. The better sum of my life is spent tatting away in front of my computer, doing crap that doesn't matter and doing my part to help global overpopulation. I tend to look down on people -- myself is no exception. I love RTS games and multiplayer games.

I'm about six feet tall, overweight, and so forth. Typical teenage American. I'm a resident of Ohio, always have been, and am currently just outside of Bloomingburg. It's a little city in Fayette county that's composed of, gasp, a store, a pizza joint, and a school. How lame, amirite?

I consider myself a nerd geek . Why? No, I can't hack the pentagon. No, my last will and testament isn't an interactive Java Script program. However, damn-near every internet meme won't pass me without at least a grin of recognition. I know enough about computer hardware and software to get me by, and I'm an aspiring Computer Technician -- I'd love to travel around and fix computers. Nothing sounds more fun to me than that.

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Picture of myself, for those who care: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=oi6ixu&s=3

If anyone needs anything -- hell, just a chat -- My Yahoo Messanger ID: Geek_Is_Luv

Imagine that.