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Collector of all manner of worthless information; jack of all trades, master of none with a serious aversion to those people who demonstrate a complete lack of humour. Christian by birth, agnostic by choice.

University of Westminster Diploma in Translation (German), Bundessprachenamt-certified translator (English German, German-English)

Life is too short to be serious all the time. Sometimes we have to take a look at ourselves and laugh at what we see.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with.

But if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, spends your money and doesn't realise that you had set it free...... then (if you're a man) you either married it or (if you're a woman) gave birth to it.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

Sometimes I think I understand everything...... then I wake up.



Favourite Quotes



What your average soldier wants -- really, really wants -- is no-one shooting back at him. (Sir Terry Pratchett)

Pray that your enemy is willing to die for his country -- then you will both have the same goal in mind. (Gen. Callus Tacticus)

Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion. (Stormin' Norman)

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. (Ambrose Bierce)

My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. (Ronald Reagan)

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. (A. Whitney Brown)