Being hopelessly addicted to learning new things, I cannot foresee this site being good for my productivity!

A slowly growing list of questions that made me chuckle, then frown, then weep:

Why did my parents get divorced?
What is 576 square feet in feet?
What is the main metal present in gold?
Would somebody be my friend?
How do you make PSI flavored?
What noises do mechanical engineers make?
How deep is 3 meters?
What area of the country did pemmican grow?
Can you feed a goldfish carrots?
What color is black hair?
How old is your 11 year old?
Did you look under the couch?
How old was George Washington when he was little?
If you ate a cheetah could you run faster?
How many eggs can a cougar lay?
What color is an orgasm?
How do you build a cat?