NO. 2 - Get a hiliam balloon and breath it all in. Then call a random number and say, "Oh my! I got something to tell you! (Sniff sniff) YOU STINK! HA HA HA HA !" whilest whereing hangliding shorts and buying fake six-packs and stiking them on. Believe me, this one is possible and it is sooooo fun to do!... other than the hangliding shorts part!