Answer:
Fact: Beets are vegetables.
Fact: Beets are red.
Fact: I run a beet farm with my cousin Mose.
Fact: Beets need lots of care and attention.
Fact: I am the Assistant Regional Manager.
Fact: I work at the Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company.
Fact: I work at the Scranton Branch which is much better than Stamford.
Fact: I hate Andy Bernard.
Fact: Bears like berries but not beets.
Question: Who put my stapler in Jello?
Answer: Jim.