This poem is full of oxymorons
- One fine day in the middle of the night,
- Two dead boys got up to fight,
- Back to back they faced each other,
- Drew their swords and shot each other,
- One was blind and the other couldn't see,
- So they chose a dummy for a referee.
- A blind man went to see fair play,
- A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
- A paralysed donkey passing by,
- Kicked the blind man in the eye,
- Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
- Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
- A deaf policeman heard the noise,
- And came to arrest the two dead boys,
- If you don't believe this story's true,
- Ask the blind man; he saw it too!
Here are some you may find funny:
- Plastic lemons
- Electric candles
- Rubber bones for dogs
- Floating soap
- China eggs to persuade hens to lay
- Solid water (ice)
- Bricked-up windows
- Artificial grass
- Wax fruit
- Invisible ink
- Glass hammers
- Joke rubber coat hooks
- Solid wooden bottle molds