Yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a Chinese phone book LOL
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yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and wasted 1 hour waiting 4 a gumball to fall out
Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!!!!!
Yo momma's so cheap she needed cupons to the dollar store
Yo momma's so fat that when she wore a yellow jacket, people started yelling TAXI!!!!
Ur momma's birth certificate was an apology from the condom store
Yo momma is so dumb i told her 'Christmas is just around the corner' and the she went looking for it .
ur momma so old her birth certificate is expired
ur momma so old she still owes jesus a penny.
Yo momma is so ugly yo grandparents fed her with a sling shot
yo moma is sooooooooooo ugly that when she walks into a strip joint.... they pay her to keep her clothes on. nah! Yo moma is so fat that when she jumped in the swimming pool all the whales sung
"we are family!" lol
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow. i cant believe itss not butter!!!!
you mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo Momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows!]
yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground an dmissed