Answer:
Chef Ludmilla made a dinner
that she hoped would be a winner
for she yearned to win the prize of
Chef Extraordinare...
Call to her assistant Mabel
Mabel time to set the table
Looked around and up and down but
Mabel wasn't there
Oh Oh she said were is she? where is she?
Oh she said I'm going to cry... Without a set
table I'm going to cry and win no awards for by
gooseberry pie....
The contest states there are three parts:
Taste, Originality and really good table setting
Oh who who will help me in my time of need
It is I your fairy Forkmother all the way from Cutlervania
You don't know how to set a table?
William... Sonoma...
Chorus in the back ground
Fork, fork, fork fork,
Fork, Knife, Spoon
Fork Knife Spoon
Starting with the left you take a fork
its a salad fork and you find a bigger fork
and place it right next to the right of that fork
good
then you take a plate
Its a lovely plate and
you place the plate right next them them
Line it up oh that looks nice
Aren't you having the time of your life
and next what comes next
well you guessed it the knife
take the knife and go
and you do like so
one more thing to do
one spoon to the right and
eureka your through....
Repeat faster
(missing some words... then.)
How much I learned
In a just few moments the judges arrive
I've got a place set but I need sixty five
Repeat even faster.
Chef Ludmilla (missing some words... then)
the guest had a ball, Ludmilla was crown the best host of all
and as the they crowned her Chef Extraordinare.....
She said "now I know just were to put the Silverware..."
Fork, knife, fork, knife, fork, knife, fork, knife spoon.