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What are some Scottishman Englishman and Irishman jokes?
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I have one, here it is:
There was a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman and they were bored so they decided to go to the house on the hill which was said to be haunted... The Irishman went in first and explored all the rooms but when he got to the bedroom he heard, "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!" and he ran out the room screaming.
Then the Englishman went in and he explored all the rooms, then when he got to the bedroom he heard "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!" and he ran out screaming.
Then the Scottishman went in and explored all the rooms but when he got to the bedroom he heard "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!" and... no, he never ran out screaming. Instead he flung open the wardrobe doors and saw a little boy with a finger up his nose saying "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!"
Very funny, haha. I have one:
Once upon a time (yes, really) a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman went to a swimming pool. They were told that the water slide into the pool was magic and if they wished for something, they would land in it at the bottom. So, the Scottishmna went first, and wished for beer - he landed in his beer. The Englishman went next and wished for money - he landed in his money. Then the Irishman got his turn, but he forgot all about the wish. He was having so much fun sliding down, he cried out "WEEEEEEEEE!"... Can you guess what he landed in?
Here's mine - a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman decided to take a boat trip on the sea. But the boat got beached onto a deserted island and they were stranded... that was, until the genie found them. He told them they could have one wish each. The Irishman quickly wished that he was in the bar back home, drinking whiskey. *ZAP* He was in the bar back home, drinking whiskey. The Scottishman said he wanted to be at home with his loving family and pet dog. *ZAP* He was at home with his loving family and pet dog. The Englishman sighed... It was lonely on the island. He had a bright idea! (Or so he thought...) "I wish I had my friends with me!" *ZAP* The Irishman and Scottishman were next to him suddenly.
There was a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman and they were bored so they decided to go to the house on the hill which was said to be haunted... The Irishman went in first and explored all the rooms but when he got to the bedroom he heard, "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!" and he ran out the room screaming.
Then the Englishman went in and he explored all the rooms, then when he got to the bedroom he heard "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!" and he ran out screaming.
Then the Scottishman went in and explored all the rooms but when he got to the bedroom he heard "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!" and... no, he never ran out screaming. Instead he flung open the wardrobe doors and saw a little boy with a finger up his nose saying "GOTCHA, GOTCHA, I'M GONNA EAT YA!"
Very funny, haha. I have one:
Once upon a time (yes, really) a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman went to a swimming pool. They were told that the water slide into the pool was magic and if they wished for something, they would land in it at the bottom. So, the Scottishmna went first, and wished for beer - he landed in his beer. The Englishman went next and wished for money - he landed in his money. Then the Irishman got his turn, but he forgot all about the wish. He was having so much fun sliding down, he cried out "WEEEEEEEEE!"... Can you guess what he landed in?
Here's mine - a Scottishman, an Englishman and an Irishman decided to take a boat trip on the sea. But the boat got beached onto a deserted island and they were stranded... that was, until the genie found them. He told them they could have one wish each. The Irishman quickly wished that he was in the bar back home, drinking whiskey. *ZAP* He was in the bar back home, drinking whiskey. The Scottishman said he wanted to be at home with his loving family and pet dog. *ZAP* He was at home with his loving family and pet dog. The Englishman sighed... It was lonely on the island. He had a bright idea! (Or so he thought...) "I wish I had my friends with me!" *ZAP* The Irishman and Scottishman were next to him suddenly.
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