Answer:
"Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?"
"There was an ugly-lookin' thing starin' right at me. It was horrible! Whaddya know? It was you!"
"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink, but I can't think of one right now."
And there's always his old standy...
"Hee-bee-bee-bee!"
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