*Black man walks into a bar*
A white man says "Coloured people are not allowed in here!
The black man says " When I'm born, I'm black, when I'm cold, I'm black, when I'm sick, I'm black, when I'm dead, I'm black, but when you're born, you're pink, when you're cold, you're blue, when you're sick, you're green, when you're dead, you're purple... Yet, you have the nerve to call me coloured?