What are some examples of a pun?

Answer:
  • Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
  • I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.
  • I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
  • Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
  • Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
  • Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
  • In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy."
  • At the tire store: "We skid you not!"
  • Is it kistomary to cuss the bride?
  • Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  • 668: The Neighbor of the Beast
  • Mae West: I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
  • Gallagher: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work.


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