Answer:
1. Your like a sanner to me. every time i see you my nuts tighten
2. Grab your coat, you've pulled.
3. I'm not saying this to impress you but, i AM batman.
4. Now im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. when i walked in you blew me away.
5. Wh-where am I? Sorry i just got lost in your eyes.