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Two muffins are baking in a tin. One turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here or jut me, the other replies "Ahhh A talking muffin"
Neutron and a proton order a drink at a bar. The bartender says to them "For the proton is 5$, for the neutron its no charge."
Tiger is looking for pooh so where should he look?.......in the toilet ic jokes.
what does a homeless man say at a football game?........Get that quarter back
What is an airhead? A woman that was pulled over for speeding.
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Those are truely pathetic jokes.
here goes:
There was a chicken who walked in to a library. The librarian asked him what he wanted. The chicken clucked; "book book book book book", so the librarian gave it a book and the chicken took it away.
About an hour later, the chcken came back. The chicken clucked; "book book book book book" to the librarian again. She gave him another book and the chicken waddled away with it.
Another hour later the chicken came back. The chicken clucked; "book book book book book". The librarian wanted to know what the chicken was doing with all these books, so she gave it another book then followed it. The chicken waddled along to a nearby pond. The pond was surrounded with books and a frog sat on a lilypad in the middle. The chicken went over to the frog. The chicken clucked; "book book book book book". The frog only replied with "readit, readit, readit".
The librarian then knew why the chicken kept coming back for more books