What are some funny survey questions?

Answer:
are you a virgin?

do you like to smell trash?

are you sure that's your name?

are you smarter than the average bear?

how long does it take you to go to the bathroom?

can you fly?

do you have any drugs, if yes give me some

have you ever been in a bar fight?

why are you taking this survey?

have you ever had a piano dropped on you?

does a giant chicken want to kill you?

can you touch things?

can your tongue reach your feet?

have you ever dated king Kong?

are you Godzilla?

can you beat chuck Norris in a fist fight?

are you strong enough to pick up a leaf?

how many licks does it take to get to the center roll of a tootsie pop?
Contributor: Ragingkage
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