Here is one. If someone says you look fat say well look at your mom.
And here's 1 from a site i looked at cant remember the name but they were like this:
Bully: Your so fat
Victim: Well you should learn from your parents mistakes, use Birth Control
there is also an expression that will anger even the sneakiest of bully's
"and you", or "why" or my personal favourite " wow i didn't know monkey could talk!!"
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
Apparently, they aren't older girls. If they are picking on someone younger, it's seems as though they are merely jealous and also childish.
Says the murderer....
Just say thank you for the compliment.
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
Hey, unless your name is Google stop acting like you f*****g know everything!
At least my head anit square like yours!
you really sound like you love your own voice
I know you are but what am I.
Don't worry, the feeling is mutual!
There is nothing, because you shouldn't be a druggie.