How do you outsmart your older brother?

Answer 1

1. When he is asleep tie his hands to the top corner bedposts (one at each side) and his feet to the bottom corners use can use rope or handcuffs if you have any, wake him up (if you feel mean jump up and down on him) make sure the knots you tied are good first, go back through to your room and get some clothes, like a skirt, bra, tights, etc., and some makeup, dress him in skirt etc. (remove his clothes first). To do this you only ever remove 1 leg or 1 arm at any point, when the clothes are on apply makeup and,

a) Take his photo

b) Leave him there

c) Keep hurting him, not badly though

d) Tickle him

e) All of the above

If you take his photo then you can threaten him with stuff like:

Be my slave or this goes online, give me your money or this goes online, etc.

2. OK this one is funny I played It on my little bro it worked OK here it is ha ha! First, at night when he falls asleep, hide under his bed or hide in his closet, my brother was half asleep so it was easy for me then, say his name like for example, pretend his name is Liam, say this name like in a whisper and if you want also say this "I am going to haunt your forever. My brother got so scared he woke up and started crying ha ha. But only do this prank if he's mean, okay. Or you can stick wire hangers in his pillowcase, short-sheet his bed, put saran wrap on the toilet bowl, and put warm water on his hand when he's sleeping (If your brother sleeps with a magnetic door like mine does, don't try it).

3. My brother locked himself up in his room, so that gave us plenty of time. I got a long ribbon and tied it real tight to his doorknob his door is the kind that opens the direction toward your face if you were inside the room and tied the other end to the hallway closet door. Then, I said, "Hey, (insert brother's name here)! Mom/Dad wants to talk to you!" This prank works a lot better if you have more brothers/sisters in your family so that the person you played the prank on has more people to blame it on. Also, if you don't put it on a closet door because normally closets open up the other way so thy have a small space to fit through. Don't ask permission for any ribbon or string or your parents will know something's going on. You could ask if someone else could use it, though.

If the prank doesn't work and your brother gets mad, blame it on someone else - only if he questions or blames it on you.

4. Hack into his email by changing the password and logging in and send all the girls flirty emails (works well if he's in his late teens and twenties).

5. Okay, tie a piece of fishing line to his light switch, (WHILE IT'S ON!) Then, when he goes to bed He'll turn off the light. 20 minutes after if he's asleep, Turn it off and on then make scratching noises. I did to my 13 year old brother (I'm younger) and he almost peed his pants. If you don't have fishing line, use white or clear string. Or, use a SCARY voice or something.

6. If they are aged 10-18 then when the victum is sound asleep put a bowel of water (cold) next to there bed and place there hand in it..... the next day they would have wet the bed! IT WORKS! It triggers something in our brain but that is usually why they need a wee when in a swimming pool or bath etc! TRY IT!

7. This is not as any way good but I thought I would try to help. If there is anyone you want to prank (brother, mom, dad, uncle, sister, etc.) then offer them a tea or coffie any hot drink. Put extremely hot water in (be careful), then pour it back out (this was only to make the mug steam so it looks like there is a tea or coffee in there!) Now take it in empty of course and go over to whoever your pranking and pretend to drop it. It is amazing! I tried it on my 17 year old brother he about bobbed himself Aha!

8. This one my uncle did to me! When everyone has there dinner at the table or you are eating with someone, sneak a white mint into your mouth and make sure no one sees you. Then during dinner, crumble it in your mouth then make sure everyone can see you so make a noise like "Oww! OwWW!" then begin to spit it out and say. "Oh no its my tooth!" Then once you have everyone panicked then put your head down look up and start laughing, "Aaha!" (If you wanna make it better, try the mint with a bit of ketchup if you don't mind horrible tasting things!)

4 Was the best one for me lol he is 17! He got well embarrassed as the girl i sent messages to he actually liked.....:s

Answer 2

yOu can - put herpes on his tooth brush and say "HAHA YOU HAVE HERPES" - ejaculate in all of his socks - hide garbage in his room - replace contact solution with vinegar I'm sure you can think of more ;)

Answer 3

Take a "message" from a girl he likes over the phone and relay it to him making him believe that she wants him to call her and go on a date.

Put rubber snake in his bed.

Scoop out the top half of his deodrant and fill it with sour cream.

Put a bunch of salt on his tooth brush before he brushed his teeth.

Put gum numbing gel in his drink when he isn't looking.

Mark all over him with a sharpie marker when he's asleep.

That's all that came to the top of my mind, good luck. Hopefully I helped a little.

Answer 4

Fill a balloon with glitter and blow it up. Take a pin and pop it on them.

P.S. Glitter will stay on them all day!! :D

Answer 5

Most older brothers will kick your butt for pranking them, so I recommend none.

Answer 6

you can't cuz that's just disgusting and wrong u fish!

Answer 7

Wait till he gets a question wrong, then correct him and feel proud of yourself, or trick him. Make sure you cover every possible outcome. Hope this helps!

Answer 8

take all his underwear out of his night stand so when he goes to school tomorrow he has no underwear and when a bully pulls down his pants he has no underwear