What are some good ways to get revenge at school on a bully?

Answer:
practice at some really good disses and being able to talk back. REMEMBER: never fight back because school staff are a bunch of bit**** and need to go to hell. personally I'm someone who loves revenge and encourages it as long as it doesn't backfire. (well maybe a little as long as the other gets the majority of it.) people always say 'just move on' or 'be successful', yeeeaaah well they're a bunch of idiots. the type of revenge you want all depends on what kind of person you are. do you not want to get in trouble or do want to get in trouble.
1.) beat them to a bloody pulp (yes you will get expelled, but make sure the bully has to go to a hospital)
2.) tattletale on them (my least favorite)
3.) start rumors about them. with this don't tell anyone directly, just get some-what big pieces of paper and leave them around with info about the bully (remember with rumors it's okay if their complete lies). oh and don't leave your signature and disguise your handwriting.
4.) when they're bullying you say this: 'why thankyou for correcting my mistakes. you're a real pal'. that always seems to set bullys off.
5.) find out who the bully likes and make the person the bully likes fall in love with you.
HOPE THIS HELPS! I LOVE REVENGE!!!!
First answer by Cjonb. Last edit by Destroyerofallworlds. Contributor trust: 0 [recommend contributor recommended]. Question popularity: 1 [recommend question].