What are some good wedding gift ideas?

Answer:

  • A certified check (in an appropriate amount) dated 10 years from the date of the marriage
  • A his & hers introductory membership at a decent gym
  • A gift certificate for a joint session of counseling
  • A credit union membership (open the account in their names with your gifted funds)
  • A website hosting memories, photos, music etc of the wedding with a blog for well-wishers and/or detractors
  • A celebrity gate-crasher at the reception (you hire the appropriate celebrity look-alike to do . . . ? sing? dance?
  • An infant. Arrange to borrow an accomplice's infant deliverd to the bride & groom in a basket or a box, with card: "I hope YOUR happy!! He/she's ALL YOURS NOW!!"
  • A coupon book of assorted favors: babysitting, help around the house, the yard, errands, casting spells (well, if that's your thing) and so forth
  • Two sets of sheets: one is plain white cream, the other is an explosion at a paint factory colorful -- they'll love it
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