What are some humorous gifts to give your husband for Valentine's Day?

There are some hilarious valentines day options at despair.com:

http://despair.com/bittersweets.html

For more bizarre (or at least less depressing) options, try these sites:

http://www.funnybio.com/

http://www.customizedclassics.com/romeo-juliet.asp

http://www.cafepress.com/jdpdesigns/1114944

http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/funnyvalentinegift.htm

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