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What are some really funny yo momma jokes?

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yo mama so fat she cant fit through the drive through at McDonald's
yo mama so fat when she was stakeboarding it broke and she was still rolling
yo mamma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested
yo mamma so tall when she did a cartwhell she kicked jesus in theface

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