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What are some short funny jokes?

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads werent invented yet.

Husband: Your A b c d e f g h i j k
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: A, you are Awesome. B, you are Beautiful. C, you are Cute. D, you are Delightful. E, you are Excellent. F, you are Fabulous. G, you are great. H, you are Hot.
Wife: How about I J K
Husband: I'm Just Kidding

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