What are some signs that you might be a redneck?

Signs You Might be a Redneck

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• You may be a redneck if you are capable of rebuilding your old Chevy carburetor while sitting on the toilet.
  
  
• You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  
  
• You might be a redneck if the people on The Jerry Springer Show remind you of your neighbors.
  
  
• You might be a redneck if your new patio furniture used to be your living room furniture.
  
  
• You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car.

• You might be even more of a redneck if you see the car as your horse is mowing the lawn.

Answer:

You might be a redneck if you practice the religion of Jeff Foxworthyism, Larry the Cable Guyism, NASCARism, Budwiserism, or Hee Hawism (or all 5).

You might be a redneck if your outdoor decor consists of: a toilet, a fridge stocked with two empty Billy Beer cans from 1970 something, a 19 year old hound named Roscoe tied to a tree with an electrical extension cord, and an old car motor.

You night be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car!

New Answer:

If you stare at a carton of orange juice because it said 'concentrate' you might be a redneck.

If your wedding dress consists of an orange tank top and a black skirt and your husband is dressed in a harley-davidson t-shirt, you might be a redneck.

If you are reading this and can't understand a word I'm saying, you most definitely might be a redneck.

If you have lived with your girlfriend for 10 years and still don't know her name so you call her 'woman' to pretend you do, you are, without a doubt, a redneck!

First answer by Chopd41. Last edit by Fobkrazy1224. Contributor trust: 14 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 29 [recommend question]