What are some snapy smart comebacks when people make fun of you?

'so's your mum'...never fails;-).



First:
1. You have to come prepared for anything!
2. Take a look at the person, how much makeup they wear, their hair ect.
3. Always STAY COOL when you insult them
4. If they're being sarcastic, agree, or if you can't think of what to say, continue the argument, or also disprove them
5. THINK if it's right to, if you're the one that's being the 'bully' APOLOGIZE! Or if it's a joke, laugh, but if it's insulting to you, then insult back
6. Never use childish comebacks! Like "I know you are, what am I?"
7. Know smart words to use! Make yourself seem more intelligent
8. Know when to end the argument
9. Know the right words to say
10. Listen to everything they say, because sometimes you can disprove them, or you can use it against them
First, get the questions out of the way: If they...
1.talk behind your back: "If you have something to say, say it to my face, not behind my back" (If they say "I have nothing to say"...) "Wow, you can say it behind my back, but you can't say it to my face? Then I'm not scared of you." OR "That just tells me that I can stand up compared to someone who's scared to." "I'm sorry if you have to say bull behind my back, to make you feel good about yourself." OR/AND "Fine, I don't care what you say about me, but I don't like it, if other people think that I'm someone I'm not, because of you. I'm tired of your crap, and it's getting old, and I'm not putting up with it." (You can end the argument there)
2. Calls you an insulting name: "Give me one reason why I am?" (ONLY ASK IF IT'S NOT TRUE) (If they can't laugh and...) "Wow, you say that I am a (insulting name) yet, you can't even give me a reason why? Maybe you shouldn't be so ignorant, and know the facts."
SMART COMEBACKS: If someone says/calls...
1. You're loser: "Even if I am a loser, you don't have the right to judge me like that, and if you have to go out of your way to make me look bad, then that just tells me that I'm a lot better than you are!" OR "Yeah well, at least I don't have to wear buckets of makeup like someone who's fake, and that's what you are, a cheap winner."
2. You a name (ex: bitch): "You know, I don't go up to people and call them (name of insult), because it's not my derogatory term and you're trashy. The reason you'd even call me that, tells me that you're ignorant, unclassy, and illiterate. Get your facts straight, because you don't even know the definition of (name of insult)." (This makes you seem a lot more smarter! Derogatory means insult)
3. You're a waste of my time: (Sometimes picking out an important quote/word from what they've said and using it against them, makes them look stupid) "If I'm such a waste of your time, why do you then? You seem to waste your time talking behind my back, you seem to waste your time making yourself look better then me. It's time that you get out of my life, and move on with yours" (You can end it there)
4. I'm better then you: "You're better then me? Why do you try to make me look so bad, if you're better then me? You have a nasty personality that needs to change, if you go ahead and do what you do to people, then you have no class. And if to you, is what a better person is, then you must really be ignorant and full of yourself."
Getting to end it:
Read numbers 3 and 5 for more ideas.
But also "I'm ending this argument right now! I have more important things to do, then thinking about what you have to say to me. What you do and say to people, is so heartless of you. You're full of yourself, and you don't care about anyone. You're not human, you're a black hole that sucks the life out of people, and I'm done with you. I don't need to waste my time with someone who's worthless, because I'm better then that. I don't treat people the way you do, because I know that giving insults to people, and showing no class, shows how much of a person you really are, and how worthless you are of anyone's time."


_______________________________________New answer by Mels.tells
*sniff the air* and say: "I smell insecurity"
if they call you ugly....say :"Oh, I am sorry i guess YOU don't have mirrors at your house to see your own face"
or say:"you know how you'd look a lot better? With a bag over your face."
"I guess we're on the same page huh" or "That means you and me aren't so different after all."

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Marley Jessica Farley's Answer:

O.k. people call me this alot...

Whats the word? Retarded

O.k. alot of people who call me that are stupid! Like when I play basket ball people knock it out of my hand, then shoot hoops and pass it to their friends. Then say "Hey "retarded" dog! Come get your ball! I turn around and sock them i their weak spot. But to do this in a less violent way just say... "Oh I am soooo sorry I guess your realllly special picking on someone smaller than you.... I think your soooooo special you diserve treatments on dog treats don't you?" "Your soooooooo special you don't need to go to school, because you can't even understand what the teacher says, and by "special" I mean your retarded just like you called me!" Then call them a joder retardar. If you are a little kid I recommend you not to say that. It means ****ing Retard. Sorry for my language. HeHe...
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