I'll start this off but I'm going to need help finishing it.
- Androgneus assassinated in Athens
- Athens loses war to Crete
- Seven youth and seven maidens sent every year to Crete as a sacrifice
- Theseus joins the sacrifical youths
- Theseus seduces Ariadne
- Theseus navagates the labyrinth with a ball of string
- Theseus kills the Minotaur
- Theseus abandons Ariadne on Naxos
- Theseus forgets to change the sails on his ship and his father dies.
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