Tablet.
He had a very large dick that he showed to others asking "Can u read my watch?"
because it is from apple and it is the the size of a pad; so , ipad
the big mac is called a big mac because it is big and it has mac sauce on.
It was created by woolworths so that where the w came from. As for the big part it shows that it's a massive store which in their case means bargians